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My name is Samm and I am a Hetalia. blog. STATUS: Semi-Haitus ( I may be on occasionally but will be back officially with a queue on my birthday, Sept. 18) REASON: Transitioning to a new residential school and swim team prac everyday and study hours ( 2hrs every wkday). But still feel free to enjoy my blog

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satanpositive:

How to tape up your hands before a fight

Useful reference?

Let’s go beat someone up! But no seriously, does this prevent pain or something ? What do these bandages actually serve ? 

It keeps your bones aligned to prevent injury, compresses soft tissue to make the fist more rigid, and pads the knuckles. Skull bones are sturdier than hand bones, and even if you know what you’re doing there’s a high risk of damaging your metacarpals if you punch someone barehanded. It’s why they recommend if you find yourself in a fight unprepared to bunt their nose with the butt of your palm, because if the other person tucks their head and you end up hitting their forehead instead it’ll do a lot less damage to your palm than your knuckles.

Tumblr teach’n you how to fucks someone’s shit up.

angelicpaintbrush:

coelasquid:

thiocyanat:

coelasquid:

satanpositive:

How to tape up your hands before a fight

Useful reference?

Let’s go beat someone up! But no seriously, does this prevent pain or something ? What do these bandages actually serve ? 

It keeps your bones aligned to prevent injury, compresses soft tissue to make the fist more rigid, and pads the knuckles. Skull bones are sturdier than hand bones, and even if you know what you’re doing there’s a high risk of damaging your metacarpals if you punch someone barehanded. It’s why they recommend if you find yourself in a fight unprepared to bunt their nose with the butt of your palm, because if the other person tucks their head and you end up hitting their forehead instead it’ll do a lot less damage to your palm than your knuckles.

Tumblr teach’n you how to fucks someone’s shit up.

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happydorid:

Just a reminder that I have a crazy webcomic about alien mermaids and robots. Coming out of hiatus very soon. You can read the full comic here http://tapastic.com/episode/15316

or check out the tumblr 

omg this looks hella rad!!!!!

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emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest? 

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.
Step 2: Duck!
Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.
Step 4: Knee him in the balls.
Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.
Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.
Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.
Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

reblogging again for that^

Reblogging for the steps in the image and the explanation in the comments. I don’t so much like the explanation on the image proper, but I appreciate the thought behind it (here, have a self-defense thing, it could save you) and so I’m passing it on.

I’m all for self-defense but, as a warning, step three is practically impossible to pull off.Executing a precise headbutt is difficult during the best of scenarios but pulling off a vertical thrusting headbutt on a guy whose arms are going to be outstretched means you have to have enough force to break through his defenses. In the above scenario, there’s about a 2% chance you’ll actually connect with his chin. You’ll probably connect with his arms and immediately get put in a headlock or choke.
Instead, from step one you should duck and see how his weight is put on his left leg? While ducking, either throw a hard punch or a raise a strong forearm into his groin.Not only will you smash his balls but if you then - after hitting his balls - rise up while stepping into him, he’ll go down. Then you can go to town with a bunch of kicks while he’s rolling around clutching himself.
Remember, when defending yourself, the key is to keep your most important parts away from the guy. Your legs and arms are their to create distance. A headbutt is severely risky. It comes too close to offering up your throat and face. Not only that but, if you have long enough hair, he can easily yank on that too. DO NOT GO FOR A HEADBUTT.The truth is, instead of going for fancy knees and elbows, go for his groin, throat and eyes. Men have a variety of different resistances when it comes to pain but ALL MEN will buckle from a well placed strike to the balls, adam’s apple or eyes. Use your thumbs, nails, fingers…whatever you need to. Tap your throat. Feels gross doesn’t it? Well imagine using two fingers to thrust into a guy’s adam’s apple. You won’t kill him but you’ll definitely do some serious damage.The key, for anyone, isn’t to use style. Not when it comes to self-defense. I’m a man and not a particularly strong man. If I get in a confrontation with someone in the street; someone bigger and scarier than me…I’m not throwing up my hands and going one-on-one. I’m keeping him at a distance and, should he come close, I’m punching his throat or kicking his dick into his arse. This is DEFENSE NOT HONOUR.The above scenario can probably be ended at step one. As he grabs your shoulders or clothes, take a step back pulling him forward and causing him to elongate his arms a bit.Then place one of your arms vertically between his. Around the center of one of his forearms. Push into his forearm and then, with the palm or forearm of your other arm, SLAM into his elbow joint. Hit it hard enough and it’ll break. Hit it had but not hard enough and that works too. Threaten a body with a joint being snapped and it’ll automatically recoil. Then step forward and thumb/claw his eyes while kneeing him in the bollocks.
It’s not always smart to use brute strength against brute strength. Not if someone is more physically threatening than you. You need to be smart about how you protect yourself. Remember, your life is at risk. You’re not going to be put in jail for breaking the arm or puncturing the eyes of a potential rapist. Hell, bite his fucking nose off if you have to.But remember, he has arms and legs too. They’re going to be doing exactly the same as yours. That’s going to make certain attacks a lot harder than they look. Especially that head butt.Hell, when he grabs you, bend back two of his fingers and then roll to the ground. If you hold on to those fingers for dear life then your body weight, combined with the twist of your roll will break them. Nobody’s going to get right up from two snapped fingers.
Be smart, be safe and be vicious. Don’t open yourself up to even more danger. Do what you can to seriously injure him and then RUN.

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mayra-quijotesca:

trustisforfools:

mrspiritual:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest? 

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.

Step 2: Duck!

Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.

Step 4: Knee him in the balls.

Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.

Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.

Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.

Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

reblogging again for that^

Reblogging for the steps in the image and the explanation in the comments. I don’t so much like the explanation on the image proper, but I appreciate the thought behind it (here, have a self-defense thing, it could save you) and so I’m passing it on.

I’m all for self-defense but, as a warning, step three is practically impossible to pull off.
Executing a precise headbutt is difficult during the best of scenarios but pulling off a vertical thrusting headbutt on a guy whose arms are going to be outstretched means you have to have enough force to break through his defenses. In the above scenario, there’s about a 2% chance you’ll actually connect with his chin. You’ll probably connect with his arms and immediately get put in a headlock or choke.

Instead, from step one you should duck and see how his weight is put on his left leg? While ducking, either throw a hard punch or a raise a strong forearm into his groin.
Not only will you smash his balls but if you then - after hitting his balls - rise up while stepping into him, he’ll go down. Then you can go to town with a bunch of kicks while he’s rolling around clutching himself.

Remember, when defending yourself, the key is to keep your most important parts away from the guy. Your legs and arms are their to create distance. A headbutt is severely risky. It comes too close to offering up your throat and face. Not only that but, if you have long enough hair, he can easily yank on that too. DO NOT GO FOR A HEADBUTT.
The truth is, instead of going for fancy knees and elbows, go for his groin, throat and eyes. Men have a variety of different resistances when it comes to pain but ALL MEN will buckle from a well placed strike to the balls, adam’s apple or eyes. Use your thumbs, nails, fingers…whatever you need to.
Tap your throat. Feels gross doesn’t it? Well imagine using two fingers to thrust into a guy’s adam’s apple. You won’t kill him but you’ll definitely do some serious damage.
The key, for anyone, isn’t to use style. Not when it comes to self-defense. I’m a man and not a particularly strong man. If I get in a confrontation with someone in the street; someone bigger and scarier than me…I’m not throwing up my hands and going one-on-one. I’m keeping him at a distance and, should he come close, I’m punching his throat or kicking his dick into his arse. This is DEFENSE NOT HONOUR.

The above scenario can probably be ended at step one. As he grabs your shoulders or clothes, take a step back pulling him forward and causing him to elongate his arms a bit.
Then place one of your arms vertically between his. Around the center of one of his forearms. Push into his forearm and then, with the palm or forearm of your other arm, SLAM into his elbow joint. Hit it hard enough and it’ll break. Hit it had but not hard enough and that works too. Threaten a body with a joint being snapped and it’ll automatically recoil. Then step forward and thumb/claw his eyes while kneeing him in the bollocks.

It’s not always smart to use brute strength against brute strength. Not if someone is more physically threatening than you. You need to be smart about how you protect yourself. Remember, your life is at risk. You’re not going to be put in jail for breaking the arm or puncturing the eyes of a potential rapist. Hell, bite his fucking nose off if you have to.
But remember, he has arms and legs too. They’re going to be doing exactly the same as yours. That’s going to make certain attacks a lot harder than they look. Especially that head butt.
Hell, when he grabs you, bend back two of his fingers and then roll to the ground. If you hold on to those fingers for dear life then your body weight, combined with the twist of your roll will break them. Nobody’s going to get right up from two snapped fingers.

Be smart, be safe and be vicious. Don’t open yourself up to even more danger. Do what you can to seriously injure him and then RUN.

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karenhurley:

This flower shaped confetti contains flower seeds that grow into wildflowers. It is hand made and biodegradable so it leaves no waste. Via

This is actually kinda perfect for outdoor weddings omg

casually reblogging this entire tag lol whoop

gutsanduppercuts:

Ladies and gents, this is Hugo Tronche. Hugo won the “King of Self Defense” tournament last year in the “professor” category. He’s a Pencak Silat teacher and he’s an absolute beast.

I don’t typically like choreographed demonstrations (which I assume this is), but look at how Tronche moves. Whether it’s empty handed, with a baton or even with a knife, he moves fast and shockingly accurate.
Remember, this is self defense. It’s not meant to look tidy. He goes for the vitals and puts his opponent down in seconds. He doesn’t stick to punches. His attacks are a combination of kicks, punches, downs and locks. It’s a flurry and enough to fuck up any potential attacker.

It’s gritty, rough and real. If you can disarm someone, punch them in the face, kick their groin and then put them in a choke, all within a few seconds, they’re done for.
I’m not saying we can all be this good but it certainly emphasizes the importance of martial arts when it comes to defending oneself.

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lifehackable:

Stretches that improve different aspects of your body.

These just saved my fucking life you have no idea

nothing feels better than stretching. 

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agnusmonster:

This song makes me want to step on a thousand shirtless men while wearing high heels

The musical equivalent of red lipstick. 

wittacism:

It’s essay writing season for tons of students!

After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below. 

Happy writing. You can do it!

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this is literally the best video on the internet

are those the fucking jonas brothers

The original vine.

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The Most Gorgeous Book Ever Has No Words Or Pictures, Just Color

This is the RGB Colorspace Atlas by Tauba Auerbach. The 8”x8” hardcover tome is pretty much an encyclopedia of every color in the RGB index. It’s huge, it’s gorgeous, and I want one.

I KNOW WHAT THIS NEEDS

image

It’s like they were made for each other.

Sensors alight, the pen trailed itself sensually down the gradient shift from yellow to blue along ample curve of paper, dipping closer and closer to the book’s spine.

“Can you imagine it?” the pen whispered, whirring and selecting #00563F with practiced intimacy. “Just picture it. With your collection and my potential…we can color the world.”

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A pen and a book 
A notepad and a clock
CAN I REQUEST A DOUBLE DATE??

request accomplished -

SMACKDOWN TIME

How the fuck did it end up like this

*whispers* make an anime


*whispers* I have a need for this to happen

Sorry, I cannot resist.

Tony:… even if not end here.